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33 upvotes, 13 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Banger Memes.
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Anonymous 16w

Private chef, no traffic. I do not have any pets.

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Anonymous 16w

All I can think about is the consequences. Private chef? Sure, but the food is awful and makes you sick. 8 hours of sleep every night? Okay, but you weren’t specific about the timezone so now you pass out every day at 2:30pm on the dot no matter what. $100,000 shopping spree? No one said you paid for it. Pet lives forever? Didn’t say anything about quality of life. What if they just keep living in horrible old age pain? No traffic ever? Car traffic or foot traffic? Welcome to I Am Legend

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Anonymous 16w

pet and the sleep one

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Anonymous 16w

8 hrs of sleep and Shopping spree but it’s just to pay my college tuition lol

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Anonymous 16w

Shopping spree and 8hrs of sleep. Buying me a house

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Anonymous 16w

Chef and sleep. I’m not materialistic, I don’t have a pet, and I rarely drive.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16w

I like all of these monkey paws except the shopping one. Shopping is defined as "the action or activity of purchasing goods from stores." Where purchasing is defined as "acquire (something) by paying for it; buy." So the items are paid for

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 16w

So maybe it's a $100,000 shopping spree in a really awfully store that sells extremely low quality, potentially hazardous products

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 16w

Or you get $100,000 to spend but now you’re the prime suspect in a bank robbery or some shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 16w

with $100,000?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 16w

I don’t need much

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 16w

more than $100k

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 16w

My mother got her house for 20k during Covid and that shit was a fixer upper but she didn’t spend no more than 30k on the whole thing

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