
The (otherwise insane) movie “I, Frankenstein” had a great scene where Adam’s about to correct someone about it for what seems like the millionth time and Satan (yeah) points out that since last names are hereditary, his name WOULD in fact be “Adam Frankenstein” and basically goes “if I have to live with being made in God’s image I sympathize with your daddy issues but seriously, tough titties dude”
My fella in Christ read that again. Adam Frankenstein has a heart to heart with actually, literally, SATAN himself about their respective daddy issues and settles the name problem once and for all and that’s the LEAST crazy scene. The rest of it is an action thriller with him smiting demons with the notre dame gargoyles (they’re angels) because they want to make more Frankenmonsters (since they have no souls) so they can possess them