Anonymous #1 1d

He said “I’ll rate your dick for $5” and I said “ok pay me $5” and then he said “no I want you to pay me” and then I said to him “why would I give you something AND pay you for it?” Basically. He got mad.

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Anonymous #1 1d

I says to him, I says….. “I wouldn’t go ask the gas station for gas for $5 and then try to take the gas and have them pay me”… or something… he got so mad he ran away. Probably crying, I don’t know. I can only speculate.

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Anonymous OP 1d

Why would you pay him, you can see dicks online for free 😭

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Anonymous #1 1d

I wouldn’t pay him. He wanted to see my dick to rate it. And he said he would do it for $5.

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Anonymous OP 1d

Exactly idk what he’s on about

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Anonymous #1 1d

He was saying he would rate dicks if he was paid $5. I was messing with him. He thought I was serious and didn’t like it and left…

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Anonymous #1 1d

My last comment was the only real comment… and this one too… but I’m having to explain the joke. And explaining a joke ruins it. So now this whole post is ruined.

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Anonymous OP 1d

I got the joke 😭

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Anonymous #1 1d

Oh you were helping. My bad. I ruined it.

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