Master Plan for 2026:
1. Hack into booktok authors laptop minutes before publication.
2. Use Find and Replace tool to swap out “Billionaire” and “Hockey” with “Autistic” and “Weight lifting”
3. Instantly become the ideal man for romance novel readers
I call foul, nobody likes me and my two personality traits are autistic and weightlifting.
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Anonymous1w
Some sentences would be like “The autistic entered the rink to watch his favorite weight lifting team win the Stanley cup” 😭
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Anonymous#11w
Great, now kiss!
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Anonymous#11w
can we get married
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Anonymous#11w
That’s why we have to enact my plan, then everyone will like you!
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AnonymousOP1w
I think I get it. If romantic stories about B and H cause readers to romanticize B and H; then Romantic stories about A and W will cause readers to romanticize B and W.
Those are equivalent in form so I guess that would follow.
There is a way.