16 year old child doesn’t want to get down with an old man, friend zones mentally and physically disabled individual, yearns for the most sexist I mean sexiest guy ever and also wants her mommy to pick her up. Dies.

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Might be wrong on this guess, but op are you talking about Starter Villain?

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- Local traumatized teenage boy gets routinely abducted by aliens while his life goes to shit - Grouchy monster slayer uses a mute priestess as a therapist - Two brothers with daddy issues figure out some fucked up shit that happened. Oh and there’s also a weirdly large number of serial killers around but that’s a side plot - Dumbass scientist has a son and realizes that he’s actually a terrible parent - A toad makes a friend :)

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