Book Club on Yik Yak | The best way to catch serial killers is to find guys in glasses, reading in public spaces, and check if their glasses are prescription or not. If the glasses are prescription they’re good, but if they’re just for show, 53% chance bro is a serial killer.

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The best way to catch serial killers is to find guys in glasses, reading in public spaces, and check if their glasses are prescription or not. If the glasses are prescription they’re good, but if they’re just for show, 53% chance bro is a serial killer.

Anonymous 13w

As a man with prescription glasses I can confirm I’m not a serial killer

Anonymous 13w

Performative glasses make me so suspicious

Anonymous 13w

on my way to break stereotypes by being our first prescription-wearing serial killer 😤😤 (FOR LEGAL AND MORAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY)

Anonymous 13w

Glasses are just becoming a fashion item tho. My nephew wears fake glasses lol

Anonymous 13w

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

Anonymous 13w

Completely true, however research suggests that if you suspect someone of being a serial killer, the smartest move is to not get close enough to them to peer through their glasses

Anonymous 13w

I forget what my prescription is. How bones am I?

Anonymous

#3 13w

Also I got lasik and no longer need glasses but sometimes I’ll wear blue light glasses out because they seem to really help with my migraines

Anonymous

#3 13w

(though I’m not a guy so ig I don’t fill the profile anyway)

Anonymous

#6 13w

Wait why???

Anonymous

#4 13w

So you don’t get killed???

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Anonymous

#2 13w

That's what someone with nonprescription glasses would say

Anonymous

cakey 13w

THATS SO REAL 😭