
Pretty sure your blowjob number is at least 36 or 37. Haven’t you seen the movie Clerks? Dante: “WHAT?? ‘Something like thirty-six’?? What the hell is THAT anyway, ‘something like thirty-six’?? Does that INCLUDE me??” Veronica: “Ummm… thirty-seven?—I gotta go to class! Bye!” Dante: “Thirty-SEVEN!! My girlfriend’s sucked THIRTY-SEVEN dicks!” Random Customer: “IN A ROW??”