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lied to my ex and said i only sucked like 10 dicks when in reality it’s over 20 and i lowkey lost count. my bc is still 8 tho im just giving out too much love 😔
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Anonymous 2w

Thank you for your service!

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Anonymous 2w

…yucky

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Pretty sure your blowjob number is at least 36 or 37. Haven’t you seen the movie Clerks? Dante: “WHAT?? ‘Something like thirty-six’?? What the hell is THAT anyway, ‘something like thirty-six’?? Does that INCLUDE me??” Veronica: “Ummm… thirty-seven?—I gotta go to class! Bye!” Dante: “Thirty-SEVEN!! My girlfriend’s sucked THIRTY-SEVEN dicks!” Random Customer: “IN A ROW??”

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