waittttt are you telling me this could be the reason jalapeños give me migraines and make me nauseous as hell? (I have a bunch of wack allergies so it wouldn’t be surprising). But I’m also sorry, people are gross and I’ve had this happen with some of my other allergies, I don’t know why people just can’t listen and trust you in regards to your own body
You, who think you know my body better than I do. I cannot have that. You put jalapeños on it. I know they’re not that spicy, that’s not the point, the point is if I take a bite of that then I will feel like absolute shit for the rest of the day. I will have a migraine and be dizzy and feel nauseous, not to mention that after months of being able to avoid my allergens, I have actually lost some of my spice tolerance so yes, it’s also going to be more spicy to me.
No ranch is not going to help. No milk is not going to help. An allergy pill might help, but I’m not up for dealing with the side effects while being a functional social human being. Just don’t serve me food you put peppers on after telling me there would be food I could I eat. I know my allergy list is long, and I’d be happy to have my own food elsewhere if you hadn’t told me i would food available here.