For you youngns' out there who did not grow up in the 90's (I was born in '99) here is some internet wisdom;
0. The internet is serious business
Rules 1 & 2 are no longer relevant, and we should not talk about them
Contd...
Rule 16. There are no girls on the internet
Rule 30. There are no girls on the internet
*amendment; There vast majority of people on the internet claiming to be girls are not girls. Some girls are here, they mostly do not let you know they are girls
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14. Do not argue with trolls
34. If it exists, there is a porn of it
35. If no porn exists, it will be made
36. There is always more fucked up than what you just saw
85. Anything can be shipped