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“Take her swimming on the first date. Take her swimming” ok we’re headed straight to the deep end to check how tall you really are
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Anonymous 22h

Make him remove his cap on the first date & examine that hairline 🥰

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Anonymous 22h

Men judge women based off things they can control, women judge men off things they can’t

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Anonymous 18h

I’m so glad I’m lesbian. Men complaining about the stupidest things (not saying women can’t either but women don’t give me the ick)

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Anonymous 21h

Make sure he can actually swim 🏊‍♂️

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Anonymous 18h

“Women judge men for things they can’t control” but men genuinely make their whole personality about things they can’t control…. As a woman I don’t date based on just physical appearance alone. But for some reason all I ever hear (some) men talk about is physical attributes… maybe everyone should work on the inside instead?

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Anonymous 21h

5’9 probably

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Anonymous 20h

Everyone knows the water in the pool isn’t accurate measurements

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Anonymous 10h

LMAOAOAOAO CLOCK IT!

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Anonymous 13h

Love the rage

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 22h

I always do a hairline check🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 22h

Remove his cap??

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 22h

Sadly they can’t handle the truth lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 22h

The biggest lie ever lol, have you ever actually talked to a women?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 22h

How is it a lie

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 22h

Yeah, my last 2 exes all have been super picky about height

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

💀 men judge woman for everything, majority things they can’t control looks wise. Everything is genetics

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

Give one example where men judge women off something they can’t control 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

I know right they are just talking bs now😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Ur joking Breast, waste, flat stomach to a degree, butt, facial symmetry/alignment LITTERALLY the main things a man looks at initially for attraction??

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

Going off this, when I say flat stomach I’m not talking about fat or thin, I’m talking about after being thin to a degree ur uterus takes up space and based off genetics it’s more prominent vs some woman able to have a complete flat stomach

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

For the most part you can control your stomach, ass, and waist. What are you talking about. I used to be over 250 pounds and now I have abs, it’s not that hard. Working out fixes a lot of those problems. Women judge men off things they absolutely have no control over.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 21h

✌️😭 ur lost in this world bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

Ngl flat stomach is manageable ?and I have never heard a guy say facial symmetry so ur just talking bullshit lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

I promise you most men don’t care or want you to have a complete flat stomach, as long as you aren’t overweight most people are happy

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Are you illiterate or did you just not fucking read?

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 21h

Are you illiterate? I said most men don’t care if you have a completely fat stomach 😭. As long as you’re not fat men don’t care

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Stomach, like I explained earlier ✌️ Ass, u can’t change ur ass from a grapefruit size to a watermelon size. And even then if u put MULTIPLE YEARS into growing ur ass, it is in the end genetically based how ur muscle grows and how much it can grow. In addition, majority of the time when a man is talking about a fat ass they are talking similar to lizzo which “jiggles,” when u grow ur ass muscle doesn’t grow that way or act that way and is firm. So no, u can’t js “change” urass to a man’s standard

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

U can’t control ur waist???? Are u actually stupid. U can “waist change” which LITTERALLY shifts ur organs?? That is actually js so insane ur saying u can control this

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

You are so disillusioned 😭. Do you even talk to guys? Who the hell wants someone with a lizzo sized ass 💀. And you can definitely make marginal gains from working out on your ass

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Nah you don’t get to backpedal. I saw that first comment you’re not that slick😂 Anyways, number seven had a follow up reply immediately after the first one elaborating how they weren’t talking about legit fat buildup and fat deposits, but purely genetics and organ location

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

I agree working out fixes a lot of things bc we are LITTERALY supposed to be healthy, like what, and that’s awesome for u that u turned ur like around that’s amazing. But it even goes down to genetic of fat loss and muscle growth of how distinctive muscles are. If ur a male, which im assuming u r, its much more easy to achieve abs than a woman, as well as loose fat. As our body’s store fat much more due to future pregnancy, when our bodies bc fertile. So no it’s not the same, stop 1/2

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Operating word, right there is “marginal” even you are acknowledging that major headway can’t be made😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

Leaning out makes your waist skinner and there’s a bunch of things you can do to give off the appearance of a smaller waist like growing your lats. Plus I can tell you don’t talk to guys because no man wants a stick 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Stop comparing male vs female when we are EXTREMELY genetically different

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 21h

Use ur common sense bro omfg, do u think a man’s gonna say “facial symmetry ☝️🤓” Think about what that means genius

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

Ik you tried your best but your points are just bullshit😂, nice try tho keep crying

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

✌️🫩 I’m done talking to u, js like every Man U tone on certain things that clearly aren’t the point and have selective hearing

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 21h

Yeah but you’re overestimating how much guys care about ass. I guarantee you that women care more about height than guys care about ass and boobs combined.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

I’ve addressed all your points

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Dude… where were you from the 2000s till like mid 2010s? That was THE look for the ideal body type😭 Have you never heard in a movie a girl ask “do these pants make my butt look big” and then get offended?💀 standards change lil homie

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

✌️🫩 when I’m happily married but I don’t talk to guys, and obviously if someone is not fucking obese they will have a thinner waist

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

So you agree you can change your waist? Thanks for proving my point

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 21h

Obviously having a big ass is more ideal but you’re over estimating how much men care about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Both of you guys share a brain cell. One of y’all is talking about actual bone structure. The other is talking about appearance around the bone structure.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

I don’t, don’t put words in my mouth ☺️🫶 Clearly I’m not talking about fucking obese ppl bc that’s clearly out of societal body standards for woman

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Also, I think this post acknowledges that once again there’s only so much you can do💀 every comment you’ve made counters your own argument because one is arguing for the fundamentals while the other is arguing in the leeway

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 21h

Yeah there’s only so much you could do, but at least there’s something you can do for some improvement. For height which is the one of the most scrutinized thing for a man, you have absolute no control over

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Bro no one even cares about height 😭 omg I hear this all the time but litterally no one cares. Just like men have preferences, on things woman can’t control, woman have preferences, on things men can’t control. All it is is a preference, and if it’s that persons standard then welp ur not for that person. It’s how the world works, Look for someone else

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Also there is control over height now, u can get growth shots js how woman get boob implants and bbl for male standards. My brother got these shots and is Litterally like 7 inches tall past puberty 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

I’ve seen in first person how crucial height is 😭. I literally got rejected from a girl once because I was only 5’10. I’m sorry but you can’t tell me no one cares about height, it’s even worse on social media. This original post is literally about height

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

Those things carry many side effects, plus by that logic you can control everything. I’m talking about normal people who don’t use any enhancements

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Then u js gotta accept it, not everyone is for everyone, and it’s just the same of woman getting treated by males. U guys aren’t the only one with uncontrollable standards. And imo 1 beats 20

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 21h

In my personal experience I’ve seen women have more uncontrollable standards and more crazy standards. Girls definitely have higher standards than men

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

I like my men tall but at the end of the day if I’m met with two people, one who is taller than me and another who is shorter than me and the taller guy is a dick or has a worse personality than the short guy, then I’m taking that short king home with meeeeee!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

That one I will agree with. Dudes will stick their dick in anything.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 21h

That is the statistic likelihood

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 21h

I agree, I don’t think it’s bad to be picky I’m just saying if you’re too picky over things you can’t change, it makes the person feel superficial

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20h

His hat

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20h

There are also minor things that can be done naturally about that as well in the same vein that you mentioned.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 20h

I’m saying I am

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 19h

How short of you to say.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 19h

I put on for the short kings ma heart

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 19h

Bless you man

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18h

Man to man, I hope all your love interests leave you for someone taller. To be clear, they should also leave you for your ignorant opinions.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 18h

What happens if he goes bald later You divorce him?

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 18h

He can get a hair transplant, unless he looks good bald. But not everyone suits a bald head.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 18h

PREACH 🗿

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 17h

Right there with you lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 16h

How are women supposed to change their facial features? or age?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13h

How would you feel if he told you to get plastic surgery when you got old

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 13h

Hmm I wouldn’t mind plastic surgery when I’m old 🤔

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10h

Oh lmao I just never wear hats. That’s actually so funny I was like what tf does this mean

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