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here’s my plans for the day 1. bite the hand that feeds me 2. put all my eggs in one basket 3. beat around the bush 4. watch the cookie crumble 5. not address any elephants
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Anonymous 1w

6. Goon

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Anonymous 1w

Hunt birds in the bush no matter what i've caught already. In fact just i'll be throwing rocks at birds with the hopes of killing two at the same time. Attempting to catch flies with vinegar Watching a pot boil, which it will Asking a wizard why he is late

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Anonymous 1w

What is watch the cookie crumble?

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Anonymous 1w

Get very depressed over spilled milk Try and fail to take candy from a baby Disturb the water Count my eggs

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Anonymous 1w

The fool ❤️

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Anonymous 1w

Wow that’s really funny because I just finished putting all my eggs in one basket. 12/12 would recommend

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Anonymous 1w

don’t let any sinks in either

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Anonymous 1w

Yes girl

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Anonymous 1w

6. beat the dead horse

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Anonymous 1w

Shoot the deputy Let the dogs out Stop the rain Get back together Reply to Phil Collins Impress Shania Twain Stay in that bar after closing time

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Anonymous 1w

okay weird al

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Anonymous 1w

Don’t forget to have your cake n eat that shit too. Whatever tf that means.

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Anonymous 1w

pls don’t forget to cry over spilt milk, very important

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Anonymous 1w

Rest on my laurels Pick leaves of three Disregard red morning skies Win the race with overwhelming speed

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Anonymous 1w

i might build rome today, surely i can get it all done in just one day

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Anonymous 1w

Raw dog and bust inside

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Anonymous 1w

RT

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Anonymous 1w

Oh ya that’s my kind of day ☺️

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Anonymous 1w

While you’re doing number 2, don’t forget to count all of them before they hatch

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Anonymous 6d

don’t forget getting caught in a pickle 🙁

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

letting go of my horses too

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1w

I think we lost the plot

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Look the gift horses in the mouth while you’re at it lol

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Anonymous replying to -> hairyhoedini 1w

You’re right let me get on that

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

Provide Oasis with more certainty about whether I will save them Encourage Sally to move

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