I cackled 🤣 I’m going to start pretending I’m a cis guy to keep people from messaging me.

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I am actually a guy. You wouldn’t believe (or maybe you would) how many guys message me just assuming I’m some lady that’s going to be all over his offer to have sex. I started shutting off my DMs because I got so many of those.

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There shouldn’t be a why. You don’t need a reason to not want to fuck someone.

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Doing the lords work

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its always so confusing when men just blindly assume everyone else is a woman, i feel like thats rarely the case

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sometimes i like to entertain them until they finally realize im a man (it takes too long) (it's hilarious every time cause they either ghost or do NOT like being gay)

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😂

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All fun and games until u have gay dudes in your dms tryna make your dick squirt

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This was definitely a conversation you had with yourself on an alt account so you could post this

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