Had to shit real bad at a wings restaurant one time. Nobody in the washroom so I went to town and lost 10 pounds. I’m washing my hands and a group of young teens walk in and say “holy fuck bro it smells like shit” I said “dude I know I came in here to take a piss and I’ve had my face covered the whole time” couldn’t admit it

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Honestly Idgaf. I be pooping if I gotta poop wherever that may be

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Shout of to poo-pourie our however you pronounce it

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Literally, I’ve missed class before cause I had to wait for the bathroom to be empty. Not the smartest choice but I just couldn’t 😭

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I just don’t because I can’t, only way I do is if I literally can’t hold it

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I was at the grocery store really early the other day and used the bathroom, and I definitely encroached on an employee taking their morning shit when they probably normally had the place to themselves, I felt so bad 😭

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