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If I cook for someone and it tastes bad I’m smacking the shit out of them.
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Anonymous 1d

Wait guys I’m rereading this and I’m funny as fuck 😭

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Anonymous 1d

😭😭😭

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Anonymous 1d

I had a feeling

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Anonymous 1d

GODDAMN IT I OVERCOOKED THE PASTA *THWACK* *thud* ☠️

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Anonymous 23h

💀 #3 chill out bro

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Anonymous 13h

i’d probably throw up if you cooked for me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

What feeling 🤨

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You uh. Misplaced some words there

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Uhh do tell…?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

If you cook for someone and it tastes bad you’re smacking the shit out of them??? The person you cooked for?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Yes. Their taste buds are the problem not my cooking 🤗

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Uhhhhhhh huh huh… so you’d rather be lied to rather than improve it?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Can you just nod and laugh? It’s a joke sir

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Too many of those “jokes” been fucking all of us lately. Why is sincerity the rarity now instead of the norm?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I dunno what jokes you’re reading but none of them have been fucking me. I appreciate sincerity but not when I’m making a joke friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Threatening violence towards someone who wants to give you constructive criticism on a meal doesn’t feel like a joke friend.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

lol crazy how people can make assumptions about a persons character from one post. Insane right?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Why are you making a joke about domestic abuse? Crazy how you don’t understand why this is problematic.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

It’s an exaggerated joke. I’m not advocating for hitting people because they criticized my cooking. You can think the joke is bad without pretending I just announced my intentions to commit domestic abuse.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You did announce your intentions to commit domestic abuse. That is exactly what it looks like at first glance. There’s no sarcasm button for text. This message goes over a lot better in person, with vocal inflections to show a joking or non serious tone.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Okay send me your address and I’ll say it to your face in a heavily sarcastic tone 🤗

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

I wouldn’t be with someone who threatens violence against me especially if never made jokes like that in the first place Your offer is declined.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Oh the horror [very sarcastic tone]

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

If a man or woman made this joke to you after they cooked for you. Would you take it as a joke in that moment? “I’m gonna slap the shit out of you if this tastes bad”

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I can understand why you’d take it differently without tone but that still doesn’t mean I was announcing an actual intention to hurt someone. It was an obviously exaggerated joke about my cooking. You’re free to think it’s a bad joke but jumping from “this joke could be interpreted literally” to “this person is threatening domestic violence” is a pretty massive leap. Context matters and nothing else in the post suggests I was seriously threatening anyone. You have yourself a good night though!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You did not answer my question.

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