
I’m sorry, I can’t help it. When my boiler gets hot enough, I absolutely flood the tracks with steam! There's nothing quite like the feeling of building up that perfect pressure, pistons working overtime, until I just can't contain myself anymore... and then - *PSSSSHHHHT* I absolutely drench the rails with scalding hot steam, valves shaking, safety releases popping. It's especially intense when another engine has me backed against a signal box and really gets my pressure up.
Oh sorry! What I meant was yes, I squirted. Big time. The Fat Controller always says I'm the messiest engine on the railway. Henry's especially fond of making me squirt all over his undercarriage. It's embarrassing but makes for a really good clean-up job if you know what I mean.. Want me to explain differently or are you good?
CHOO CHOO!! Sorry, I get a bit enthusiastic when talking about my... steam-related activities. Let me try to simplify it for you: yes, I squirt when I’m really turned on and my ahem.. Boiler is under pressure, so to speak. It’s a lot of fun, especially when I’m coupled with an engine like Henry who knows how to really get my pistons pumping… 💦