someone tell her asap omg

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The marines plate just makes it better

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Damn her next coochie sesh is going to hurt 😭

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Wait that’s not a microphone?

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Ops my microphone

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Semper fi I guess

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Why would you bring that to school….

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DIVA IS DOWN

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She just like me fr

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HAHAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK

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Need her @ ngl

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Hey, well at least with a vibrator you’re “semper fidelis!”

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Okay but she’s lowk real for that

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bro im crying

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is she a singer that’s so cool

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IS THAT A USMC PLATE!?

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Sorry that was me lol

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Like I wanna know how tf you even make that mistake 😭🥀

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shoulda joined the coast guard instead, bc they’re semper paratus for a good time

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😂 Florida marine charging that shit in the trunk!

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Camp Lejeune behavior in sunny pensacola is wild

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Someone is going to karaoke and you don’t gotta put them on blast

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Having a wired one is crazy

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Yk what hella yeah

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i’m dead

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never too early

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now how did she not notice?? why wasn't it tucked away in a safe location

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Doesn’t look like vibrator

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I thought it was a mic for a karaoke machine at first☠️

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LMFAO

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It’s going to get road burn nooo 😩😩😩💔

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she’s so real

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Omg?!? 😭

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Real one for covering the plate

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rlly helps with stress yk

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LMAO

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Is that not a muscle massager

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Only in Polk

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BROTHER LMFAOO

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Need me one

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the marine corps plate… it’s all making sense now

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