Shat myself for the first time today? What the fuck? I thought yall were joking like no grown ass person shits their pants unless they have a medical condition. Boy was I fucking wrong. What the fuck? How do I ensure that never happens again?
Liquid lava streaming out my ass crack fr. Consistency of water. Walking around feeling my lubricated ass cheeks slide passed each other while trying to get to the nearest restroom. Rip my favorite pair of underwear.