I would eat the pandas children in front of the pandas face and while I stare into his hopeless eyes I would beat up his father and mother and then and only then will I torture him to a pulp and feed him to be healthy again so I can do it all over again and then and only then I will ask my crush out

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My friend fucked one to get to his crush. It was wild and then it got weird. Them disgusting. Now I want to gouge my eyes out

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