this is such a simple literal shit-post yet somehow so wholesome

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And prevents skid marks!!

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I’ve been doing the same forever as well. Idk how you can not, getting splashed sucks so much. I have no idea how somebody hasn’t figured out something to solve this already bc it’s fucking disgusting and unsanitary. You have to be careful not to clog anything though with a bunch of paper if it’s a low pressure, low volume flush 😓

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But the splash is the best part of the experience

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I wear my battle “scars” with pride

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I just use a bidet on my toilet

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You mean to say I could’ve done that for the past 26 years that I’ve been pooping and splashing that poopy water on myself

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Been doing this for years, but also I don’t know who sat there before me 😭

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My sister just told me about this last month and I’m so happy she did

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How often are you projectile shitting to where splashling is a regular occurrence? This immediately makes me wonder how much fiber someone eats

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Always thought this was something ppl did normal whenever your not in the comforts of your home

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Love this tip😍😍

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but it’s smells worse

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But how else are you gonna wash out that little area?

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Everyone knows this

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