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People that don’t like pineapple on pizza have the pallet of a five year old.
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Anonymous 7w

It’s palate. A “pallet” is what a forklift moves.

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Anonymous 7w

i don’t eat pineapple on pizza but it’s not because the pineapple makes pizza taste bad it’s because the PIZZA makes the pineapple taste… sad i do my best to avoid subpar pineapple— canned pineapple, cooked pineapple, pineapple juice/nectar— so naturally i wouldn’t eat something that has inferior pineapple, especially when i’ve had the good stuff

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Anonymous 7w

Pineapple on pizza is only good if it’s expensive ass pizza, and only if there’s other things on the pizza with it. I ain’t paying for pizza and getting some soggy, flaccid, yet somehow still dry ass pineapple chunks or straws that were shaken out of a tin like bacon bits in the back for the 2 people per month that order it

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Anonymous 7w

I barely eat pizza but when I do I like bbq chicken with pineapple. Idc

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Anonymous 7w

where’s your childlike wonder ???

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Anonymous 7w

I used to like pineapple on pizza when I was 5 years old

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Anonymous 7w

I don’t like it on my pizza bc of the other toppings that I put but it doesn’t taste horrible

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Anonymous 7w

I love pineapple on my pizza but I draw the line with pepperoni

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Not liking pineapple on pizza is the same vibe as not wanting to eat crust, or having to have your shoes tied for you

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

okay i find this forgivable. i hate when i get a pizza w pineapple and it’s either the canned stuff of HUGE chunks that don’t make sense.. that ruins the whole vibe

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7w

“Mmm yes I would LOVE something that’s tasteless and feels like a slug in my mouth on the pizza 🤤 yes PLEASE” bffr

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7w

no fr, the pizza absorbs all the pineapple juice and then the pineapples just taste like whatever the Default Flavor is

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

im sure a higher quality pineapple pizza would taste better but i still wouldnt want to try it; i have too much respect for pineapple to eat it this way

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

fair enough. it’s definitely not for everyone and i almost never order it anymore because they almost always use shitty pineapple

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