Possible functions for men include but are not limited to: opening jars, reaching high shelves, killing spiders, paying for dinner, fixing WiFi, pretending we’re not cold, carrying all the bags in one trip, watching shows we didn’t pick, saying “you’re right” mid-argument, replying “nothing” when something’s clearly wrong, giving hoodies we’ll never see again, rubbing feet after 12-hour shifts, being the therapist and the emotional punching bag & etc

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Eating>>

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What kind of angelic men are you talking about???

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I don’t open jars. I’m not reaching up for someone. I don’t kill spiders. I don’t pay for dinner. I don’t fix WiFi. I don’t entertain women. I don’t please women. I don’t talk to women.

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