Folks, I’m a pig. People are saying it. A lot of people are saying it. And not just any pig—the greatest pig. Maybe ever. Nobody’s ever seen a pig like this. Tremendous pig. Beautiful pig. The other pigs? They’re fine. They’re okay. But they’re not me, believe me. I have the best mud. The biggest troughs. Everybody knows it. Farmers come up to me, big farmers, strong farmers, tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the greatest pig we’ve ever seen.’ And I say, ‘I know. I know.’

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