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so constipated I’m gonna eat a whole bag of unwashed grapes just to feel something

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Anonymous 1d

Eat some lettuce while you’re at it and maybe you’ll get explosive diarrhea

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Anonymous 1d

A small bag of purple takis will do. Trust me.

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Anonymous 1d

eat some buldak noodles and give it like 10 minutes, you won’t be constipated anymore

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Anonymous

#3 1d

Maybe he should chug milk right afterwards too

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Anonymous

#1 1d

nah that deactivates the spice a little like you gotta get the full experience so your mouth feels the same as the other

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Anonymous

#3 1d

So you want him shitting FIRE. Copy.

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Anonymous

#1 1d

I want him to not be constipated anymore

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Anonymous

#3 16h

Hehe yall think imma he

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