Confessions on Yik Yak | for complete science purposes i just want to know how you would even do this.. like you can of course measure depth like just measure what you can fit from a toy but there is nothing for tightness when you can go from a pea to a literal child.. bffr

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for complete science purposes i just want to know how you would even do this.. like you can of course measure depth like just measure what you can fit from a toy but there is nothing for tightness when you can go from a pea to a literal child.. bffr

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Anonymous 20h

it would be like measuring a rubber band like at its normal size and then you put a watermelon in it like it’s impossible to measure tightness

Anonymous 20h

Use those things that measure/train grip strength but combine it with a speculum I guess?

Anonymous

#1 20h

I think the original post is stupid btw I’m just playing with the hypothetical of how we’d make a device for that

Anonymous

#1 20h

oh don’t worry i also think the original post is stupid but a speculum is also just made to stretch it, like it’ll stretch it no matter what so you can’t measure it off that

Anonymous

OP 20h

Yeah it would only work if the person being “measured” was flexing the fuck out of their pelvic floor, but even that isn’t accurate bc nobody is doing that constantly

Anonymous

OP 20h

like there isn’t even a mathematical equation for the tightness of an object i mean i think there’s one for tension but how would you measure tension with something that is made to stretch?

Anonymous

#1 20h

you mean like just do a constant kegel? that would fuck up your pelvic floor

Anonymous

OP 20h

Yeah I guess it could measure it in the moment but it would just circle back to measuring resistance and not actual “tightness”. Because that’s not how vaginas work 24/7

Anonymous

#1 20h

Moral of the story I don’t think it’s possible to even attempt to measure. That, or I’ve just lost interest in thinking up something that has no reason to exist in the first place

Anonymous

#1 20h

probably both, i don’t actually care i was just wondering like for science purposes and the original post is an idiot

Anonymous

OP 20h

Oh yeah no I think we were just brainstorming bc coming up with ideas is fun even if the source material is dumb af

Anonymous

#1 19h

like let’s be so real, everyone is tight like it’s how a muscle is comprised so moral of the story everyone is tight unless you just hyper expanded the muscle and it’s only been like 20 minutes