Confessions on Yik Yak | I have the hugest crush on a guy at my job. He’s not even hot. He’s just so smart that I feel deep in my soul and ovaries that the children he’d help me produce would be prodigies. I’ve never wanted kids before but this man is sending me to the dark side.

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I have the hugest crush on a guy at my job. He’s not even hot. He’s just so smart that I feel deep in my soul and ovaries that the children he’d help me produce would be prodigies. I’ve never wanted kids before but this man is sending me to the dark side.

Anonymous 15w

I bet he’s like mildly intelligent, perhaps even close to genius level, at best. You’re the kind of girl Elon musk would be able to convince to have his babies lol

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#1 15w

Well… I work as a process improvement agent and a lot of my work requires a significant amount of critical thinking and general cleverness. This guy is so very clearly intelligent that it’s intimidating in a surprisingly sexy way. I don’t know if I would describe Elon Musk as sexy, intelligent, or intimidating; but that’s just my opinion.