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I be venting on here and you got mfs commenting “dm me.” Nobody’s about to dm your horny, no nut having ass, 3 inch golf pencil size, penny smelling, over grown, immature, whimpy ass. The number 7 got more inches than you do. Your nuts look like raisins.
#stfu
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Anonymous 20w

I swear i had some guy here ask me out like 5 times and when i told him to f off be was a huge baby and i blocked him after

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Anonymous 20w

Dudes will be down bad asf then ask how fat you are like????

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Anonymous 20w

spitting pure bars over heee

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Anonymous 20w

that last part has me cracking up 🤣

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Anonymous 20w

no TALK ABOUT ITTT!!

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Anonymous 20w

LMAOOOOO

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Anonymous 20w

last bar took me clear the fuck OUT 😭😭😂😂

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Anonymous 20w

I love the insults

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Anonymous 20w

LMAOOO

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Anonymous 20w

BRO LITERALLY

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Anonymous 20w

screenshotting this to copy and paste as a reply to anyone who i see comment this bullshit

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Anonymous 20w

F?

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Anonymous 20w

Dm me

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Anonymous 20w

I guess you just don’t know that you have to give men a chance to find someone?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 20w

Or they’ll hit you with the “I don’t want to hurt your feelings but you’re not my type.” Yet they be looking like a crked out stop sign. Pls

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Anonymous 20w

Who said that? I’ve dated the nerdiest looking mfers and they still treated me bad. So what are you even on about?

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Anonymous 20w

That’s not even true, I often see hideous guys who don’t take care of themselves with gorgeous women solely because they’re nice to her. Just because you have had bad experiences, doesn’t mean every woman has “unrealistic standards.” Also it’s usually men who set those standards, not all women want a guy who’s 7ft tall bodybuilders. We like dad bods too because they’re more comfy to cuddle with. Maybe if you changed your mindset, you wouldn’t be lonely

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Anonymous 20w

Men standards are way higher than women. Let’s bffr rn

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Anonymous 20w

When was the last time you saw a conventionally attractive man with an unconventionally attractive woman? Almost never because men are so shallow and self centered that they’d rather die alone than be with someone who’s “fat” or “too skinny” or “has no boobs.” This is not a male loneliness epidemic, it’s a male dumbass epidemic

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Anonymous 20w

men also have unrealistic standards. guys want a fat ass big boobs small waist no broad shoulders and he looks like he's been hitting ankles and digging in dirt. so yes women can expect the same for a guy. and even guys who aren't deemed "attractive" can still treat you horrible and worst than a man who looks good.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 20w

biting ankles**

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Anonymous 20w

Also men be wanting their cake and wanting to eat it too. They want to date one girl while screwing another while lying to another. Y’all be wanting cartoon characters. The unrealistic body shape with the short arms and hips that look like a wisdom tooth.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

HEAVY ON WISDOM TOOTHHH

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 20w

giving a man a chance is giving him a way to contact me, showing me your pee stick is a privilege

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 20w

Wow you’re so funny and original

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Anonymous 20w

Woman are attracted to that mostly yea but let’s be fr. Women date all types of men, even the bottom of the barrel of men. If a man can’t get with a women it’s literally just a personality problem and even then shitty men bag pretty woman. So you really just gotta suck to not get any play and that’s a personal problem. Men are the picky ones majority of the time

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Anonymous 20w

You act like that’s a bad thing? Men do the same. Everyone should go for people they personally find attractive that’s the point of dating.

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Anonymous 20w

I mean why would I settle for less?

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Anonymous 20w

Okay incel

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Anonymous 20w

15% of men?? Dude there’s crackheads with no teeth and patchy ass hair with girlfriends you’re just an ass, that’s why you’re single

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 20w

Real shit

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Anonymous 20w

Buddy acting like there aren’t woman as we speak drop dead gorgeous with a man who looks like he snuck onto earth.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

Are you sure about that?

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