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If I ask how old your kid is, I don’t want any of that 16 month, 21 month, 17 month bs, they’re either 1, 2, or 3. The only time month is acceptable is if they’re less than a year old.
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Anonymous 4w

me when i don’t know anything about child development:

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Anonymous 4w

i feel like its silly if you’re just talking to a regular person, but it’s necessary when talking to their pediatrician or something. a 12 month old is way different than a 16 month old

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Anonymous 4w

From a biological/developmental psychology standpoint, periods of development are broken into months because children can make dramatic developments in a few months which would not be quantifiably discernible if you aged them by years. It’s annoying but it provides useful insight to determine whether your child is developing appropriately

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Anonymous 4w

anything less than 2 years old because the freshly one and one going on two are two completely different babies

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Anonymous 4w

Now to be that guy, but this was my nephew at 13 months old

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Anonymous 4w

Fugg it let’s just say 156 weeks

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Anonymous 4w

the difference between a 9 month old and a 16 month old is insane, op is stupid af

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Anonymous 4w

Just admit you’re bad at maths.

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Anonymous 4w

It’s honestly necessary to mention. I work in the medical field, and when tracking any children development we train everyone to talk about their children like this until they’re 3. Regardless I hear what you’re saying, I can see how it would annoy some

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Anonymous 4w

the reason people refer to their age using months is because babies develop and grow extremely fast the first couple of years of their lives. a baby that is 12 months is completely different than a baby that is 23 months, even though they are both 1 year olds.

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Anonymous 4w

Before a child turns two, every single month brings a different stage of development. It’s not the parents fault that you’re too lazy to do math or understand child development

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Anonymous 4w

I’m 264 months old :)

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Anonymous 4w

I literally stopped keeping track of months after he turned 1

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Anonymous 4w

You tell em, now say it louder for the people in the back 😂😂

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Anonymous 4w

Under 24 months I think it’s fine because it can be a big milestone but after that knock it off fr

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

I’m just asking how old he is to be nice, I don’t really care about how far they developed in their bodies/minds.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

But the parents do and they keep track by months because that the most important. Not their fault simple math is to much for you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

Same kid at 19 months old (walks, babbles, dances, etc.)

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

he has the cutest stinking haircut ive ever seen omg

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

He’s adorable, I love him so much. Funny enough, he is very particular about his hair. He gets MAD if people mess up his hair lol (this started sometime around 18 months)

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

It’s not too much for me, it’s just the same energy as asking someone where they’re from and they say some shit like “Well I’m 1/4th Irish, 6/18ths Dutch, and my great great grandma was a Cherokee princess.” When I really they’re from Detroit.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

AWWW

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

I get that

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 4w

Well duh, a 9 month old is 9 months and a 16 month old is 1. 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 4w

My bad, 1 year and 4 months 🤓☝🏽

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

8 you’re such a baby lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 4w

*Math

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 4w

Also someone already made this joke, ur not original.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Maths works too, look it up. Although, I don’t think someone like you really checks their facts or thinks about regional differences

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

Nothing is quite as entertaining as incorrect corrections. 😆

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

Why are you two so triggered? 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

You’re so angry and I’m just chilling like

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

HOLY FUCK MY FEELINGS! MY FEELINGS ARE SO CRUSHED OH MY GOD! 😭😭😭 PLEASE STOP BEING ANGRY WITH ME! I CANT HANDLE IT! ALL THIS MATH IS SO CONFUSING! 18 MONTH IS… erm… 3 years? 👉🏽👈🏽

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 4w

I’m 260 :3

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

Fr tho, no one’s answering my question. Why is this making people so damn mad?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Honestly if you don’t care then don’t ask

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 4w

But I feel like you’re getting worked up about nothing

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Ayy nice

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

That’s great for the parent and their pediatrician! No one gives a shit when they’re just asking for their age out of curiosity or to make small talk.

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