Anonymous #1 1w

Ughhh trust he’s set the standards for all our friends future bfs he’s actually the sweetest soul but she’s NEVER cared for any dude then popped out with a man that just worships her and is like “it’s the bare minimum “ like yes king where’d u come from

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Anonymous lightbluehater 1w

let us jut be ur certified hater cmere

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Anonymous OP 1w

Hm?

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Anonymous lightbluehater 1w

ah nah now u gotta go

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Anonymous OP 1w

I’m sorry ma’am it won’t happen again :(

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Anonymous lightbluehater 1w

oh wait come back we can talk it out

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Anonymous OP 1w

Yes ma’am, I’m here always, what can I do for you?

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Anonymous OP 1w

Because it literally is. My friend used to say this shit while her ma was screaming at her out of moving cars and shit and like but your bf is perfect. Yes. I’d beat him if he did that shit huh? Rip him out the car! He hits you!

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