Anonymous #3 2w

I just refuse to take pictures of my ass. I showcase the front for a REASON

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Anonymous #4 2w

Why is it always guys that have fatter asses than me? 😞

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Now kiss

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Anonymous OP 2w

I’m not sure what to tell ya, but you got the rest of the genetic lottery I’m sure lol, all I got is the ass

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Ayo 👀 I’m not gay but bet

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Anonymous OP 2w

Cleavage does in fact stay out

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Anonymous #4 2w

I’m a matchmaker yall. FUCK BUT NOW TWO MEN WITH BIG ASSES HAVE UNITED

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I mean I am mighty curious what you do with all that ass lol

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Can I get an exemption to the takeover as the one who matchmade you two?

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Anonymous OP 2w

Hm, what’s your counteroffer then?

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Ass-ess

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Anonymous #4 2w

Since I match made you two, you keep me in the loop of your plans for world domination. Also I got the tiddies to help things go even smoother. Deal?

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Anonymous OP 2w

Hm seems fair enough, though obviously we would have more sway, 2 to 1

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Anonymous #4 2w

Of course of course, all hail the ass. But! Tiddies and thighs.

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Anonymous OP 2w

Yes yes every part deserves love, we spread the gospel

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Anonymous #4 2w

Hell yeah. Hello, would you like to hear about our lord and savior, that ass? It makes the world go round.

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Anonymous OP 2w

And tiddies and thighs keep it all in balance

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Anonymous OP 2w

Ying and Yang, though I have some small moobs so I’m not sure where that puts us lol

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Anonymous #4 2w

The tiddies the thighs and the holy ass

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Anonymous #4 2w

All bodies are beautiful 🖤

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Anonymous OP 2w

Yes yes I know, I’m worried if I lose weight I’ll lose this ass, but I’m tired of not looking good otherwise lol

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Anonymous #4 2w

The holy trinity

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Anonymous #4 2w

All. Bodies. Are. Beautiful. You’ll still have more ass than me I guarantee it. It’s so unfair

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Anonymous OP 2w

But the real ass is the friends we made along the way

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Anonymous OP 2w

Plus I’m sure you have enough otherwise to make up for it

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Anonymous #4 2w

Meh, my ass concaves but love the view of confidence

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Anonymous OP 2w

I meant, like you said, tiddies and thighs haha. As much as I love ass it’s not all a person has

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Anonymous OP 2w

Like ✨personality✨

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Anonymous #4 2w

True true. I got plenty to make up for my lack of ass

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Anonymous #4 2w

Exactlyyyyy

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Anonymous OP 2w

Yes that’s the ticket, bring that confidence!

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Anonymous #6 2w

If we join up we’ll be unstoppable lmao

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