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hey can someone tell me a joke thanks

Anonymous 1d

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

Anonymous 1d

One day on his usual bus trip, a man notices a nun who he really wants to sleep with. When he tries to ask her out, she obviously refuses due to her status as a nun. After she gets off at her stop the bus driver chimes in telling the man, “if you really wanna sleep with that nun, you should wait for her at the cemetery she gets off at every day at 6, wait for her behind her dead husband’s grave, and while she prays, jump out in a ghost costume and tell her you’re the spirit of her dead lover…

Anonymous 19h

Why did the chicken cross the road

Anonymous

#3 1d

… surely she’ll sleep with you then.” So the man follows the bus driver’s advice, getting the costume and waiting at the cemetery for her to arrive. When she does, he jumps out saying what the bus driver told him to. Surprisingly she smiles and accepts his proposition, having sex with him right there in the cemetery. After they finish, the man pulls off his costume and says, “haha I’m the guy from the bus!” And the nun pulls off her costume and says, “haha I’m the bus driver!”

Anonymous

#3 1d

lmfaooo what is this 😭😭

Anonymous

#1 1d

this gave me a slight chuckle

Anonymous

OP 1d

My favorite joke since I was a kid. Can’t remember where I heard it but it’s my go to when telling a joke. Glad you liked it

Anonymous

#4 19h

why

Anonymous

#3 19h

i did thank you 😂