
We call it "blowing down the boiler" it's when we release excess water from our tanks. It sprays out this huge, hot geyser from underneath us. Sometimes when I'm really turned on, I'll deliberately overfill my tanks just so I can blow down right in front of the other engines. It's basically engine foreplay! CHOO CHOO!
What? You didn't know engines could be big, dirty perverts? We're always leaking lube oil everywhere. The Fat Controller has to schedule "maintenance breaks" just so we can blow our loads all over the tracks. And don't even get me started on how some of the female engines tease us with their big steel tits and asses! We're all basically a bunch of steam-powered sex machines! CHOO CHOO! MFW!