15
She playfully slapped my arm so I made her feel bad by crying and telling her my mom used to beat me
I put blueberries in her pancakes
made her cry bc i went to a bakery with her but didnt order anything
Date them
Met her parents for dinner and then had the most violently explosive diarrhea in their hotel room bathroom
Worst thing a girl has done to us is eat the forbidden fruit 🙏😭
Keyed her man’s car outside her house. She bought him the car.
This isn’t that bad lol
Omg 💀
😲Straight to hell😡
That’s where her blueberry allergies sent her
i gasped out loud at this.
UR ASSHOLE?
Brother…
😟