Confessions on Yik Yak | The reptilians have captured us all. Earth is a reptilian science experiment where they abduct our beautiful men and impregnate them with their lizard babies. In 6699 years, the reptilians and the mantids will wage war for our planet.

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The reptilians have captured us all. Earth is a reptilian science experiment where they abduct our beautiful men and impregnate them with their lizard babies. In 6699 years, the reptilians and the mantids will wage war for our planet.

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Anonymous 1d

I would have lizard babies as long as it comes with a hot reptilian boyfriend

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Anonymous

#1 1d

All lizardmen are strictly homosexual for male humans. You’ll have to settle for a mantid, who eat their partners after mating. Actually you’d have to eat the mantid if you’re the female. It’s just science man, everyone knows this

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OP 1d

But I’m a gay male human though

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Anonymous

#1 1d

Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t keep trying

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