Anonymous #1 9w

💯

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Anonymous #2 9w

Need a girl to come help me out

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Anonymous #1 9w

Same bro, my hand can't do the job I need a fat punani

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Anonymous #1 9w

I take it you meant to reply... it really can't match the real thing sadly

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Anonymous #2 9w

Oops, yea. My bad

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Anonymous #2 9w

Thinking of investing in some better lubes besides just lotion/nothing

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Anonymous #2 9w

I’ve never used anything like that. Just me and my hand lmao

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Anonymous #1 9w

I'm also cut so maybe that's why I benefit from some extra help

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Anonymous #2 9w

I am too. Idk. To each their own on that. I’m just tired of doing it solo lmao

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Lmfao

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Anonymous #1 9w

You too #1 that’s a order

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

L M F A O

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Anonymous #1 9w

I’m serious lol but I’m dead ass serious as in your dead if you don’t take what I’m saying seriously

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Good. I’m dead.

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Anonymous #1 9w

You really wanna die ?

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Anonymous #1 9w

I have no problem in doing so

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Kill me

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Do it

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Anonymous #1 9w

??? Alright I guess so alright alright alright #1 I give unto ye the curse of death an I order the angel of death to take your life #1 you have been sentenced to death by your master

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Who sentenced me to death? I have no master

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Anonymous #1 9w

Bitch im your master an you know that

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Bitch fuck you no you ain’t

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Anonymous #1 9w

Either way you are sentence to death regardless

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Anonymous #1 9w

I don’t need you to acknowledge the truth to sentence you to death

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Anonymous #1 9w

You dead yet ?

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Not on your life, sport

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Anonymous #1 9w

But this is on your death not mine

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

Then why am I still alive?

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Anonymous #1 9w

Your dead in all ways, your just breathing soon you won’t be tho that has yet to come to be

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

My sex life and love life are both currently dead, so I guess you got a point lmao

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Anonymous #1 9w

Damn I was Jk but that got real af fast af sex is just being available these days

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

I am available. That’s not the problem lmao. And damn, I got you out of character. I’m impressed lmao

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Anonymous #1 9w

I’m trying to show people that ass smasher master is just a character an that I’m not actually insane these Mf believe it an dm asking if I want me to smash their anus

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

🤣🤣 I mean I have enough common sense to know it’s just a character, even if it’s an annoying one sometimes. There’s always a person behind the facade

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Anonymous #1 9w

I gotta be annoying sometimes it’s how I get the hype going everyone knows ass smasher master the king of Yik yak an ye everyone master the girls love it

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Anonymous ass_smashermaster1 9w

The girls should be loving me instead lmao

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