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Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins John 5:24 Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life. He does not come into judgment, but has passed from death to life.
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Anonymous 5d

He prolly had a nice one

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Anonymous 5d

Proverbs 27:14 “if anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse”

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Anonymous 5d

The gospel of john is the farthest removed from the historical jesus and has the highest christology

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Anonymous 4d

Bro fell asleep while Paul was preachin’

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

Numbers 22:28: “Then the lord opened the mouth of the donkey and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you, that you have struck me these 3 times?””

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

It was written in the 1st century by the Apostle John, it’s historically accurate. We have manuscripts dating back to 125 AD.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

Matthew 28:19

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5d

It was definitely not written by the apostle john.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

That one isn’t very funny :(

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

I have more 😶

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

Dang She bears

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

You guys are gonna hate this one, some ancient version of bitches ain’t shiii, Proverbs 11:22 “Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion”

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

Proverbs 26:11 “As a dog returns to it’s vomit, so a fool repeats his folly” Ahem 🤷🏻 no idea what that could possibly mean 😐

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

Amen

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

Amen, Psalm 14:1 says “the fool says in his heart, there is no God”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

Yeah it was (John 21:24)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

It was written in highly literate greek in another part of the empire like 60 years later. There is no way this was a disciple of jesus of nazareth. Critical scholars do have explanations about that verse

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

That's what every cult says. Guess you can never say there's no god without being a fool. Because the book says so

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

Jesus and his disciples all spoke Greek. Also even if the Gospel of John was written in 90 AD, John would have been about 80 years old. All of the gospels were written in the 1st century within the lifetime of eyewitnesses.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

Jesus and his disciples were very likely illiterate. They certainly couldn't write in Greek

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

They were written decades later by other people on the basis of stories that had been in oral circulation

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

with an intent to puff him up and situate him within a tradition of

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

Guess I can’t say 2+2=400,000 without being an idiot because my math textbook tells me so.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

There's definitely no such thing as god. It's an obvious human projection, a magical sky daddy. And there is tremendous suffering in the world inconsistent with the existence of an all knowing all powerful good god. The judep,christian god is just as mythical as zeus, ra, thor, vishnu, etc.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

Yes they could definitely have been literate and even if they weren’t they would have had scribes. Matthew was a tax collector so he would have been literate. Decades after is very close to the events, the first gospel written was Mark around 50 AD.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

False, Jesus is a real historical person who lived, died, and rose from the dead. Also, God became a man and suffered in the most brutal way possible so that’s a bad argument.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

He didn't rise from the dead. In fact in Mark he asks my god my god, why have you forsaken me? A very different story than in john.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

Mark is around 70. Nah, it's whisper down the lane for decades. A few,kernels of truth but mostly legendary and religious

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

Taking verses out of context, Jesus says “my god my god why have you forsaken me” to quote Psalm 22, a prophecy of his divine mission. Over 500 people saw Jesus risen from the dead and all of Jesus’ followers were willing to die for the fact that Jesus rose from the dead.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

1 Corinthians 15:4-7

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

That’s false, Mark, Matthew, and Luke were written before 70 AD. The letter of 1 Timothy (62-64 AD) quotes Luke 10:7 as scripture and Acts is the sequel of Luke which was written around 60 AD. Luke 1:1 mentions that there were scriptures (Matthew and Mark) written before his gospel.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

They certainly were not. You can easily look up the dating of those gospels. Mark has knowledge lfmthe temple's destruction in 70

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4d

Yeah and these supposed dates are wrong, I just gave you the evidence. None of the gospels ever confirm the destruction of the temple in 70 AD happened, only that Jesus said it would.

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