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Deadass.
“hey i wanted to eat some chicken noodle soup, do you have a spare can opener by chance? i left my opener at home unfortunately”
Just no. This sounds like a child nightmare. I got candy it’s in my car wanna get some. Kidnaps the child
i was trying to make a joke on openers, i would never actually say this to anyone in person…
plus i don’t approach people, they usually just show up
I’d wouldn’t say this to anyone u wanted to get with online either
You literally used this opener on me like 4 times
You literally did this to me like 4 times
i think i would make better openers than talking about soup..