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By saying “wyll”, “snap?”, and “body type?” ensures i’ll never respond to your opener
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Anonymous 1d

Facts

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Anonymous 1d

Deadass.

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Anonymous 1d

“hey i wanted to eat some chicken noodle soup, do you have a spare can opener by chance? i left my opener at home unfortunately”

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Just no. This sounds like a child nightmare. I got candy it’s in my car wanna get some. Kidnaps the child

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

i was trying to make a joke on openers, i would never actually say this to anyone in person…

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

plus i don’t approach people, they usually just show up

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I’d wouldn’t say this to anyone u wanted to get with online either

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11h

You literally used this opener on me like 4 times

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11h

You literally did this to me like 4 times

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11h

i think i would make better openers than talking about soup..

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