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I dry humped a guy and we’ve never really been the same since… I think I faked my orgasm a little too hard
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Anonymous 4w

Why fake a dry hump orgasm?

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Anonymous 4w

Or you just don't fake them and actually have one

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Anonymous 4w

How about you tell em what they did wrong to give the next person someone to look forward to?

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Anonymous 4w

I need a tutorial on how to fake them more accurately 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

It’s what you do when you’re 15, or as mature as one

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

More whimper less sounding like you’re in the ending to Saw

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

Will keep that in mind 👍

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

Uhm if I was gonna repeat 100% but I knew we were donezo

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Man, that bad?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Plus everyone likes something different. I just didn’t enjoy it. But him changing for me may not be someone else’s cup of tea

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

I guess, then again this isn't my field lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

It wasn’t that bad it was just so awkward (on both ends) so I was trying to speed up the process

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Technique was there, chemistry was not

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

I guess as a guy I'd want someone to tell me what I did wrong at least, faking it would hurt me then telling me straight up I was doing something wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

It’s not a skill issue on his end as much as it was just too awkward for me to enjoy it and I didn’t want it to go on longer than it needed to. There wasn’t much to actually correct

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

The reason I fake is because I can’t orgasm whatsoever, and when I tell a guy that they always think they have the magic penis that can change my biology. But they don’t. So then they just get mad and frustrated that they can’t make it happen. So I just fake it. Easier for me and him

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

That’s so real! Penetration will never get me there but it still feels good. I do the same thing.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

I get you! Sex still feels good but “getting there” just isn’t something I can do, whether alone or with someone. Guys I date seem to take this as a challenge rather than a fact of my life and then they get mad when their fantasy of giving me my first orgasm doesn’t come true. So I just pretend so they can live their fantasy

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Why even have sex then

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

The act still feels good, there’s just no climax at the end

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

It’s kind of like watching a movie but not being able to see the ending. Yeah you’re a little disappointed you didn’t get to see it through but you liked what you saw before the ending

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Yeah that sounds like hell ngl but if you are ok with being constantly disappointed that's your problem not mine so whatever

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

??? I don’t exactly have a choice

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Anonymous 4w

I have. I have tried everything under the sun that you can possibly think of and seen a gynecologist about it. There is nothing medically wrong with it, some women just have no ability to orgasm. Why would I never have sex? I’ve stated multiple times that I still like it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Ik that's why I said if you are ok with forever being disappointed then go right ahead

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

I’m not really disappointed, it’s just more like a fact of life. I don’t know why you seem to think it’s some horribly burden that I just throw away all sex, masturbation, and any hope of a relationship for. Like yeah, let me just refuse to date or experience pleasure because I can’t orgasm. How silly

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

I'm just saying that it seems awful to get close but never finish. Also you don't need to have sex to be in a relationship unless you are a guy since if you refuse to have sex with your gf that relationship is over

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