On the bright side you can rock a sick eyepatch 🙏

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I wonder if this guy has a sense of smell

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Im straight but that guy looks objectively very attractive. I rarely say that but its very true. I also imagine he is fun to drink with.

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Snatch him up quick, ladies! He’s the whole package- incredibly handsome, confident, super sense of humor, and most certainly, fiercely protective. Without a doubt, he’ll always keep an eye out for you! 🤣

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Im not sure if this is insensitive or not, but in the most positive way humanly imaginable, you’d be a killer plankton for Halloween

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Still damn fine.

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Hot hot hot! Imagine with an eyepatch! *hot* *swoon* *melted into a puddle*

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were you born like that or did an accident happen? you’re very cute regardless :)

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a fellow friend who also can’t smell. im so excited cause people look at me like i’m crazy

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You a cutie

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When is it ok to stick my duck in there

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