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Confessions 37w
Paid for dinner last night like a simp and went home and jerked off.
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Anonymous 37w

All i hear is bare minimum

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Anonymous 37w

How does paying for a date you asked out make you a simp? That’s normal courtesy…

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Anonymous 37w

if u dont want to pay for dinner go date a man

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Anonymous 37w

Not simping to pay for a date gng. Only thing possibly wrong is if you’re being obviously strung along

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Anonymous 37w

If you went to an escort service, do you think the prices would be more or less expensive than the dinner?

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Anonymous 37w

skill issue

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Anonymous 37w

If you just wanted sex maybe just pay a sw for sex that’s literally their job

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Anonymous 37w

“I was totally trolling haha”

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Anonymous 37w

Should’ve jerked in the dinner

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 37w

I’d rather date your mom before I do that

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 37w

my mom would not date somebody below her pay grade brokey

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 37w

You misunderstood. I’ll rephrase it for you, “I’d rather date a HO before I do that”

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 37w

Converting from euros to American dollars, the cheapest escort you can buy in the Netherlands is $175 per hour. If your dinner was less than that, why are you expecting a random woman to be cheaper than a literal prostitute

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 37w

but would a ho date you? clearly not cuz u cant get laid 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 37w

Saying you’d never date a ho while saying you expect a date to sleep with you cause you bought dinner like a ho would is a wild take bruv

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 37w

Ok Bruce

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 37w

What if I just like paying for dinner?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 37w

Buy yourself dinner then lol

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 37w

Or even better there’s plenty of homeless people who would want something to eat😂😭

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Anonymous 37w

Like #4’s mom? Nice

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 37w

sybau 🥀💔

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Anonymous 37w

Jokes on you because this post is fake and got everyone heated

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