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Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.
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Anonymous 1w

Damn it, I keep my umbilical cord in a jar in a fireproof box

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Anonymous 1w

Don’t forget the treaty of Versailles! It’s rare, but sometimes they ask for it and it’s better to have it

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Anonymous 1w

Real

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Anonymous 1w

I got denied once because I forgot to bring my dads sperm he shot 22 years ago

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