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As a man, why do you have more dick in your personality than in your pants?
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Anonymous 5d

that's going in the arsenal

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Anonymous 5d

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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Anonymous 5d

Cuz it’s heavier than my brain

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Anonymous 5d

☕️🫖

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Anonymous 5d

This is good. Using this soon sis

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Anonymous 5d

I'm sorry I can't control what is down in my pants, but just know the amount of dick in my personality comes straight from the heart

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Anonymous 5d

and who said shakespeare died?

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Anonymous 5d

LMFAOOO

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Anonymous 5d

Why is this so accurate tho 😭

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Anonymous 5d

It’s a crime that this didn’t go on “serve cunt or die”

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Anonymous 5d

‼️

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Anonymous 5d

100% yes lol

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Anonymous 5d

love this

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Anonymous 5d

“As a man” if not said by a man… = instantly invalidated claim

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Anonymous 5d

nb that’s cuz im a tranny

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Anonymous 5d

Oh that’s brilliant

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Anonymous 5d

Bars

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Anonymous 5d

Everyone Takin Notes 😭🙏 I say as I too am writing this down

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Anonymous 5d

A bar

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Anonymous 4d
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Anonymous 4d

😂😂😂

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Anonymous 5d

As a woman why do you have more meat on your cooch than your body😹😹

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 5d

mb

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 5d

Oh so when *I*, another trans man, says it I get instantly banned, but *you* can say it? :/

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

great minds think alike! let’s see how long it takes for me to get banned then

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 5d

This isn’t even a claim and im pretty sure you’re reading the post wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 5d

Just stating for the general purpose of it. I’m reading it right.

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 5d

I honestly think it might be because my school is monitoring my account lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 5d

Oh yeah ss of the slur usage bc I think it was funny

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 5d

Why would you complain about something that sounds so fucking incredible?

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 5d

Bro can’t handle fat pumpum

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 5d

Meat flaps are horrible

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 5d

Fat pussy and having bigger lips down there are not the same thing. Learn female anatomy 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 5d

bros mad abt a fat pussy thats crazy

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 5d

When did I ever conflate the two, dumbass

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 5d

“As a woman why do you have more meat on your cooch than your body” then you go on to say “meat flaps”. You can’t remember what you wrote, dumbfuck?

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 5d

Yes, meat as in meat flaps. I think I would know what I typed out. Do you need a whole dissertation before people make statements or do you think every word has one singular meaning

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 5d

Oh nooo! My steaks too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 5d

Yea you Down bad😹😹

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 4d

Im literally a dude just dropping bangers 🧑🏽‍🦯‍➡️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

He’s just a ✨ dude ✨

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3d

tranling is crazy 💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3d

i’d be more offended to be called that ngl

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3d

Thats real of you tbh

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