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Confessions 10w
ADHD so bad I be planning my whole day in my head forgetting I’m jerking off 💀😭
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Anonymous 10w

I told my bf that sometimes during sex I think about our grocery list (I can’t help it we need to buy eggs)

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Anonymous 10w

omg thought it was j me

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Anonymous 10w

bro only the best sex of my life will keep my attention the entire time, i swear im medicated 😭

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Anonymous 10w

🤨

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Anonymous 10w

Is jorkin it on your to-do list? It is on mine. My to-do list is just - Jork off - Jork good - Jork hard - Get high - Jork - Guess what mfer? Jork it!

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Anonymous 10w

I just need to like beat box 420

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Real af tho cause I’ll be doing the deed and stop to ask if we bought eggs for the week

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Wouldn’t that mean you’re bored and he should be doing a better job?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Walmart for 60 for $7 rn

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10w

No, I could be having the time of my life and still be thinking about other shit. I was deadass on a roller coaster thinking about my book I’m writing one time 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10w

Absolutely not. I just can’t focus on one solid thing for more than a minute

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

One time I genuinely stopped mid-pipe (lesbian btw) to write something on my calendar

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

Nah even then I AT LEAST need to hit my vape 😭

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Anonymous 9w

It can’t be both?😭

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