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I got a deep belly button like a whole knuckle deep and I have been selling pics of it and calling it a coochie to some twitter weirdo for like a month now who think im a 20 year old student at ASU when really im a beer bellied mid twenties man.
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Anonymous 12w

make that bank man

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Anonymous 12w

I used ai for other pics on the profile. To be fair i was originally only gonna sell feet pics and used panties i got from like goodwill and shit used shoes basically the hustle from shameless and yeah one time he asked for a coochie pic and improvised and with that money i bought a ninja foodie grill

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Anonymous 12w

i love this for u honestly

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Anonymous 12w

as you should dude get that bag from those stupid freaks lmaoooo

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Anonymous 12w

ā€œim a 20 year old student at ASU when really im a beer bellied mid twenties man.ā€ A beer bellied mid twenties man… from ASU still or is that also made up fact

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Anonymous 12w

**Slowly opens camera to check if my belly is eligible for this toošŸ—æ

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Anonymous 12w

that’s hilarious but may constitute fraud, so be careful

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Anonymous 12w

LMFAOOOO

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Anonymous 12w

THIS CAN'T BE FR I'M CRYING LMFAOOO

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Anonymous 12w

Good for you lol

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Anonymous 12w

King shit

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Anonymous 12w

This is actually valid. If someone can’t tell the difference between a bellybutton and a 🐱 … I think it’s valid to keep the money lmao

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Anonymous 12w

As a 20 year old student at ASU, can I just say what the fuck?

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Anonymous 12w

I know, my plan worked perfectly 😈

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

Im concerned though because i dont think my belly button when squished looks like a shaved coochie but this man seems to think so. But yeah bills equal paid

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Old horny men can be very stupid

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

your goodwill sells used panties? 🤢

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

…yours dont sell ALLL clothes?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

Not like he ever gonna find out. Im about to graduate. I can move into a legit job soon i hope. No more shaving my feet and belly button.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

i’ve only ever seen underpants in packages or bras

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

….ours just got like bins out on flat tables with em sorted by size and gender thats crazy.some in packages

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

I should highlight im in a rural area too maybe that has effect?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

that’s the way the goodwill outlet is near me but def no used underwear. may be a state law or smth.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

connecticutians against cooter cooties

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 12w

The lasg half is true but i went to ECU lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

Get your bread king.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Just make sure to trim or shave sides a bit so it look like trimmed lips when you squish… and uh dont spend all your bread in one place

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Honestly, this is one of the best confessions I’ve seen on this YikYak community

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