i do this but with my cock

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Y’all not scared of indecent exposure charges enough for me, and that’s what scares me. Like eww, you telling you can’t wait another few minutes until you get home.

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That’s exactly what I do after a long shift

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i’m sorry what

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Guessing you had to take a long hard piss after that shift too

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So no one just buys a pack of beer and goes home anymore?

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