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It’s so weird being the first of my friends to have a baby
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Anonymous 1w

Cause what do you mean you are here to see the baby and not me . . . You knew me first

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Anonymous 1w

First to have a planned one

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Anonymous 1w

samesies

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Anonymous 1w

A condom could have prevented this post.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Could’ve prevented you as well but here we are!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

RIGHT LMAO

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w
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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

My Mom planned me & was married with her own home. Doubt that’s OP’s situation.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Because there’s not enough degenerate failures with Mommy and Daddy issues in our generation so let’s breed more like dirty little rats.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Im engaged to my partner of 6 years and we have our own home. The baby wasn’t planned due to unique circumstances and honestly I owe you jack shit when it comes to explaining. All you need to know is my child is well taken care of and everything is fine.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

“Mommy and daddy issues” lol just because you have issues with your parents doesn’t mean I have issues with mine, thank you very much.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Unmarried so the poor kid is literally a worthless bastard before it has even been born. Still, it hasn’t been born yet so there’s still hope huh….

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

“Bastard”… we’re engaged. It’s not like I slept with a stranger. And she’s already born and 2 months old. You’re a shitty person.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

I’m not gonna lie brother this is sounding like projection. Are you okay, just wondering cause you said my mom planned me not my parents, no dad; undiagnosed daddy issues here?

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