Confessions on Yik Yak | One time I stepped out into my balcony and saw one of my neighbors cleaning the inside of their van vicariously, I went back inside real quick before they saw me. A month later a bunch of cops showed up surrounding the whole complex and the van was gone.

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Confessions 8w

One time I stepped out into my balcony and saw one of my neighbors cleaning the inside of their van vicariously, I went back inside real quick before they saw me. A month later a bunch of cops showed up surrounding the whole complex and the van was gone.

Confessions 8w

Yikes! My creepy neighbor bought a old rusty white van with no windows.

Anonymous 8w

one time I saw this dude in my building that was armed to the fucking teeth and skin masked up while I was leaving to walk to the gym, found out when I came home there’d been a murder in the building

Anonymous 8w

What was even more weird is that, that van seemed brand new when they brought it and they purposely peeled the paint and made it look old and raggedy…. Also, my next door neighbor a nerd that kept to himself and played video games all day, that day the cops surrounded the whole complex, they broke into his apartment but he wasn’t there. I’m assuming they broke into the wrong apartment because he was there when I got home from work.

Anonymous 8w

Do you mean viciously 😭

Anonymous

#1 8w

ski* masked

Anonymous

#1 8w

Oh damn😳

Anonymous

OP 8w

Yeah when I came home the cops told me there was a homicide investigation when I walked up to the building, asked if I’d seen anything and I was like “I saw a guy about 5’10” carrying weapons but he was wearing a mask so I ain’t much help far as a description goes” and they let me go back in my apartment and I never heard anything from them again

Anonymous

#2 8w

I assumed the word OP was looking for was “vigorously”

Anonymous

#1 8w

Yes I meant vigorously but you know autocorrect trying to correct a word you didn’t mean to use sometimes lol

Anonymous

OP 8w

Yeah I did wonder how one would vicariously scrub a van 😂

Anonymous

#2 8w

*Maynard James Keenan voice* “Because I need to scrub that van! From a safe safe distance”