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When I’m in Ancient Greece so the only people I have sex with is either a chubby fat woman or a skinny twink man
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Anonymous 5w

when im in ancient greece and i get taken prisoner during a spartan raid and sold into slavery to a fat old man who lives on a boat and has a son who stares at me weird

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

When I’m in Ancient Greece and my fat father who sails all day shows me his slave (I’ve never seen one before so I have to stare)

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Anonymous 5w

slave and slave owner are more reliable ancient gigs, as are spartan warrior or athenian nerd. obviously you’re not the only one who wants to be perseus. there’s a lottery racket and you have to win the racket to be perseus. you can do that if you want but it’s too much work for most people.

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