Um well my ex had amazing 🍆. He was a broke ass and kinda ugly but slang that thang like no tomorrow. And it had a hook in it? Mmm… but dude was not cute in the face and homeless withiut me. I feel like roasting your ex is kind of a given sometimes but that doesn’t mean the thing you roast them for was what got you in the first place.
My ex was so annoying and he was just not serious with life as a 24 year old guy. I think maybe I was too mature and he didn’t have anything figured out (never even tried and was too relaxed). It was only until after college that we got into the real life that I realized. I called it off because I could t deal with it anymore. Other than that part, he was so sweet and I miss him a lot. But we were always fighting so 🤷🏽♀️ I still miss him tho 😭😭