Confessions on Yik Yak | I know it’s kind of shitty to tell people about a dream you had. But last night was WILD. I fought off a shark, had my hand bitten off, grew it back, became a merman without the tail part, discovered a half sunk wooden city, burned it down, seduced women,

Yik Yak

Download

Join communities on Yik Yak Download

Confessions 1d

I know it’s kind of shitty to tell people about a dream you had. But last night was WILD. I fought off a shark, had my hand bitten off, grew it back, became a merman without the tail part, discovered a half sunk wooden city, burned it down, seduced women,

Anonymous 1d

beat the every loving fuck out of a guy trying to rob me, fucked his girl who fell for me because he was an abusive asshole anyways, shot blue lasers from my eyes, found pirate treasure and went on a talk show, discovered a new planet, reinvented the way people view sand, befriended these ocean creatures that looked like the coconut things from Moana kinda, did some more fucking if that girl I saved from the guy but her pussy was so tight and she’s petite so I saw my cock pushing out her stomach