My dad is gay now. It’s a long story but he’s remarried. All my parents are a little friend group. It’s great or whatever. I don’t like my dad’s husband. He’s like… too nice. It’s bizarre. I feel like he’s hiding something. Like a body.
That would be the scam of the century. Cuz they be like kissing and stuff right in front of my salad, like I’m not sitting right there. Idk. If he’s straight, that would be insane. 😂